Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope the power stays on!
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 1996 Archive: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message after the beep!Part of the 51 ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message after the beep!Part of the 51 ... read more »
2. 2007 Legacy: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Transformers... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Transformers... read more »
3. 2002 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
4. 2015 Vintage: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!Part of the 34 Clas... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!Part of the 34 Clas... read more »
5. 2008 Legacy: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play Wii?Part of the 49 Class... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play Wii?Part of the 49 Class... read more »
6. 2010 Archive: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn't say banana?Part ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn't say banana?Part ... read more »
7. 2025 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the future of humanity once I’m in... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the future of humanity once I’m in... read more »
8. 2014 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Interstellar is starting an... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Interstellar is starting an... read more »
9. 2008 Vintage: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
10. 1997 Legacy: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone ju... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone ju... read more »
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[2011-01-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Linux_Kernel_0.1: Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
[2014-10-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Gopher_Explorer: Deep in the menus and found this gem.
[2004-06-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Cow_And_Chicken: Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
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[2009-08-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Spawn_Camper_J: I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
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