Why is Timbaland whispering in the background of every song? It’s like he’s telling me a secret about the beat.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Letting this joke through the port.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
#funny #joke #retro #90s