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1999 Archive: The Sex and the City

 “I’m a total Carrie!” “No, you’re a total Mr. Big—mostly absent and emotionally unavailable.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
 "I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
 "I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
 "I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
 "Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
 "My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan04/24/1996 16:36Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Brazil_Terry_G01/12/2007 16:26Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Snatch_Mickey12/12/2014 02:43Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Bill_Nye_Fan09/05/2011 08:49Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran08/30/2006 05:52Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Second_Life_Avy04/09/2009 02:25In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Starcraft_Zerg06/22/2009 12:52Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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