“I’m taking a ‘selfie’!” “We used to call that ‘being vain’, now we call it ‘The Oxford Dictionary’s favorite word’. What a time to be alive.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
"He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The power of three... laughs!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
This is the future of humor!
Saving the best laugh for last!