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2013 Vintage: The “Selfie” of the Year

Why was the Obama selfie at Nelson Mandela’s funeral a scandal? Because it proved that not even a world leader can resist the urge to document their “Good Hair Day,” even during a memorial service.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Jack08/01/2000 12:12I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Coffee_Addict02/06/2006 22:23404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@WiFi_Zero_One08/17/1998 14:49Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Kazaa_Leecher08/25/2000 10:54I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Sion_Partier10/24/2012 05:50The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green05/24/2012 16:21Super green! Hilarious!
@Animorphs_X02/21/1995 12:28I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Footloose_Ren02/19/2004 19:22Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Rick_Roller_0705/10/2011 13:51Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Hacktivist_Fan10/20/2005 09:51Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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