Why was the tail rotor the star of the show? Because it was the only piece of 21st-century tech left for the world to stare at while the rest of the chopper was a pile of melted carbon fiber.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Top tier web animation humor!