2012 Legacy: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I think the world is ending.” “That’s a psychological issue. See a psychiatrist.” “He told me the same thing!” “See? Total consensus.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

@CyberSteve10/10/2007 06:57Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/22/2000 03:12I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Baywatch_Runner08/13/2009 04:26Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Motherboard_Max04/29/1998 12:41This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Gremlins_Gizmo12/08/2008 21:19Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Top_Gun_Maverick10/10/2005 19:57I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Harambe_Memories10/29/2006 01:40Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Stick_Death_Fan12/12/2005 01:37Brutally funny! Keep them coming.