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2006 Archive: The Second Lebanon War

Why did the IDF struggle in 2006? Because they realized that fighting a militia with Kornet missiles is a lot harder than doing a “Security Operation” in a city they already own.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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