2006 Archive: The Schizophrenia

“Doctor, I keep hearing voices.” “Do they have anything interesting to say?” “No, they’re just arguing about politics.” “Sounds like Twitter.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

@Hanson_Fan_9712/10/2001 09:17Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@USB_Pioneer09/25/2007 14:17Plug and Play laughter!

@Jesus_Quintana11/12/1997 16:52Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Nu_Metal_Kid07/15/1999 00:09I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Scumbag_Steve_X02/24/2000 08:01Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Spawn_Camper_J03/24/2013 19:01I’m staying right here until I read every joke.