Why did the spider join the basketball team? Because he was a “pro” at the web-shot.
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
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45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
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I’m checking my email and I found a winner!