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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

@Clueless_Dionne05/29/1995 20:17Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Project_Mayhem02/05/2015 13:01Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Grinds_My_Gears06/05/2014 16:13You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Harambe_Memories08/09/1999 14:57Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Web_Counter_9905/31/2007 16:09I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Protoss_Pylon06/11/2010 20:40You must construct additional laughs!

@Happy_Tree_Fans09/26/1997 16:27So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Deal_With_It_G01/05/2013 19:29Deal with it. This is gold.