What do you call a snake that’s a baker? A “pie-thon.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!