Why was the smart-road so stressed? It had too much “data-traffic.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
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They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!