Why did the ghost go to the party? To “lift” the mood.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
One joke to rule them all!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
That was intense... and funny!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.