2008 Legacy: The Scared Computer

Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

@BBS_Veteran10/03/1995 14:18Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/19/1997 12:13Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Wrestling_Nut12/02/2001 01:19Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Goldmember_I_L12/27/2015 06:17I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Tablet_User_1003/11/2004 21:35Tapping my way to a good mood.

@Retro_End_User02/19/1999 21:56The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.