2010 Legacy: The Salt

I’m “shaking” off the haters.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes07/01/2014 20:39Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Charmed_Ones11/21/2007 15:40The power of three... laughs!

@Jesus_Quintana09/08/2008 00:21Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Snatch_Mickey05/13/2008 09:40Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Tony_Hawk_Pro08/19/2014 08:01Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Jackass_Johnny04/16/2015 12:06Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Rick_Roller_0704/25/2011 02:56Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Keyboard_Cat_P12/15/2006 05:59Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/14/2007 17:52Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!