Why were they there? To prove that they can still find Florida on a map, even if their tugboat has to tow the cruiser the whole way.
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
But you have heard of this joke!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!