Why was it finally ready? To prove that Russia can still build something that stays underwater, provided they have 15 years and a lot of steel.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!