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2012 Archive: The Russian “Borei-class” Submarine

Why was it finally ready? To prove that Russia can still build something that stays underwater, provided they have 15 years and a lot of steel.

Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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