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2017 Classic: The Royal Engagement

 Why were the tea sets out? Because Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced their engagement, and every grandmother officially started planning a trip to London.

Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
 Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
 Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
 Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
 Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
 Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
 Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

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2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
 Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye03/05/1998 22:55Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Simpson_Quotes11/29/2001 16:14D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Jurassic_Park_Grant09/12/1995 21:41They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie09/09/2001 20:08Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Thundercats_Ho11/17/2011 13:16Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Ninja_Turtle_R02/01/2000 00:11Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Clans_Leader_9909/11/1997 08:03Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/28/1996 03:01I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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