I’m “routing” for the future.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.