Why was Peter Cushing back? For a movie that proved that in 2016, being “passed away” is no excuse for missing a Star Wars prequel if the digital artists have enough processing power.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The May December Hat
Why Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore? For a movie that proved t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition
In 2020, the most dramatic thing in Hollywood wasn't a plot twist...read more »
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
Why was Margot Robbie crying? Because she proved that even if you...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition
In 2004, Hollywood was obsessed with consequences. It was the yea...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition
In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition
In 2015, Hollywood was all about grit and nostalgia. It was the y...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
We created a monster... of a joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!