Why did the Pentagon suddenly love V-shaped hulls? Because they finally admitted that “Hillbilly Armor” was just a placebo, and if you want to survive a bomb, you need to ride in a vehicle that looks like a skyscraper on wheels.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
More capacity for humor on this site!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
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Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
This joke is an Epic Win!