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2005 Vintage: The Rise of the MRAP

Why did the Pentagon suddenly love V-shaped hulls? Because they finally admitted that “Hillbilly Armor” was just a placebo, and if you want to survive a bomb, you need to ride in a vehicle that looks like a skyscraper on wheels.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Cyber_Traveler05/11/1996 01:14Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
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@DVD_Rom_King05/25/1997 06:16More capacity for humor on this site!
@Judge_Dredd_Law07/12/2007 08:05I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
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@Warcraft_Orc02/24/2008 20:44Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Epic_Fail_Guy03/21/2008 18:46This joke is an Epic Win!

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