2017 Legacy: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “Battle Royale Retainer”? Because 100 lawyers go in, but only one comes out with the money.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

@Shrek_Donkey09/17/2011 01:47And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Snatch_Mickey05/15/1997 18:08Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Zoolander_Mug09/20/2009 20:55I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Mocking_Sponge07/29/2013 11:43mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Evil_Kermit_M05/04/2003 20:16Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Prodigy_User_X09/10/2000 21:47Way better than the Prodigy boards!