Why did the lawyer call it a “Social Media Retainer”? To cover the cost of “monitoring” the client’s embarrassing posts.
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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