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2004 Legacy: The Retainer Fee

 Why did the lawyer call it a “Social Media Retainer”? To cover the cost of “monitoring” the client’s embarrassing posts.

Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper07/30/1995 06:09Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Seinfeld_George08/22/2002 16:52What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Terminator_T80008/30/2003 07:59I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Burning_CDs08/31/2009 01:28I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Myspace_First_Friend10/27/2015 23:16I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@G_I_Joe_Real03/17/2013 01:03And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Rick_Roller_0701/17/2013 15:13Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Blink_Tag_User06/12/2012 17:02<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Infoseek_Explorer12/04/2007 15:08Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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