1995 Classic: The Remote Control Hide-and-Seek

If we ever find where the “Input” button went on this 10-pound remote, we might actually see the cable box.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

He sampled J-Kwon from 2004 and turned it into a country-pop hit...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1607/22/2006 18:59I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Discman_Skipper06/08/2010 05:37Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/25/2011 21:38Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/30/2003 13:55They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/27/2014 16:27He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Judge_Dredd_Law06/03/2010 04:27I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.