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1999 Legacy: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I kicked him. He said, “That’s a very 20th-century reaction.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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