2011 Legacy: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘FaceTime’. The lighting was so bad he diagnosed me as a lamp.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

@Big_Snatch_Boris11/05/2011 01:17Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Dodgeball_Pat03/26/2006 01:18If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@GG_WP_9807/25/2000 04:38Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Hat_Tip_Sir01/02/2006 16:07M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Streamer_Pro_9904/24/2003 04:06Thanks for the donation and the joke!