Why did Dad look so cool? Because he got the Motorola Razr in silver, and he spent the whole meal flipping it open and closed just to hear that satisfying “clack.”
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
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I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.