Why were all the flights to London booked in September? Because the world wanted to say goodbye to Elizabeth II and witness the longest queue in human history (The Queue™).
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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