2005 Classic: The Psychiatrist’s Dog

“My dog has a depression.” “Does he sit on a small couch?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level07/06/2009 08:48There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Eminem_Fan_0006/06/2005 13:21Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Fifth_Element_Lelu05/20/1995 08:49Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Brazil_Terry_G08/12/2004 11:43Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/10/2007 03:35Silently laughing in the snow.

@Ultima_Online_V01/25/2010 10:23Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?