1996 Vintage: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer always look in the mirror? To make sure his “objectivity” is still straight.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CyberSteve09/29/2004 10:30Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Seinfeld_George10/02/2012 10:41What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Encarta_Explorer04/04/2011 09:41I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Dial_Up_King07/07/2012 10:03Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@LiveJournal_Deep07/10/1995 15:53Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Illidan_Blind04/04/1996 18:34I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Ultima_Online_V01/08/2010 22:21Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?