2012 Vintage: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken01/10/2007 00:33Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Marla_Singer_Fan07/21/1997 13:14A joke for the end of the world.

@Total_Recall_Fan05/28/2013 13:48Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Yugioh_Duelist01/08/2008 15:49You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Pedro_For_Pres09/08/2003 12:42Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@IMVU_Chatter07/09/2002 13:013D laughs are the best!

@Shut_Up_Money04/08/2000 19:34Shut up and take my laughter!

@iPhone_User_0704/19/2009 00:12There’s an app for that? No, just this site!