1995 Vintage: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s raining!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes08/02/2006 02:21Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Hercules_Xena05/25/1997 15:10By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Celebrity_DM12/06/2011 11:08Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@AllYourBase_9911/09/2009 23:31All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Ring_Member_9809/03/2004 07:43Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/24/2007 14:02Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!