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2005 Legacy: The “Pocket Hercules” Retirement

Why was Naim Süleymanoğlu a legend? Because the weightlifting world realized they’d never see a man that small lift a house again.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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