2004 Archive: The Plum

I’ve got a “juicy” secret to share.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee02/15/2010 18:41Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Friends_Lover07/03/1999 00:25Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Buffy_Summers_9702/11/2008 21:07Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/23/2004 16:43Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Animated_Mail_G02/08/2014 08:58The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan06/02/2013 23:55Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.