2025 Classic: The Pizza

She told the pizza guy his car smelled like “unfulfilled dreams.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It wa...read more »

In 2014, your Facebook feed was 90% people getting wet and 10% pe...read more »

Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »

We asked my mother-in-law to babysit our kids for one evening so ...read more »

In 2025, we finally reached the point where computers can think f...read more »

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought w...read more »

In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that reality TV ...read more »

A guy is driving down the road when he sees his mother-in-law bei...read more »

In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to avoid spoilers for Avengers: ...read more »

Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mothe...read more »

Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parr...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/07/2006 09:02Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Terminator_2_Fan06/28/1999 08:40Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@DVD_Rom_King07/06/2003 11:43More capacity for humor on this site!

@Hide_The_Pain_H02/28/2008 15:55I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@StrongBad_Mail02/11/2013 07:47I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Rage_Comic_Fan10/29/2001 01:56FFFFFUUUUU-nny!