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2012 Classic: The Pizza

 She told the pizza guy his car was “an insult to the neighborhood’s aesthetic.”

Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Mirror Test
Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mothe...read more »
The Surprise Visit
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »
2008 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Said To
My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »
64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition
In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »
The First Aid Kit
Safety first, especially when the family is involved.I asked my m...read more »
1998 Joke: A Man Was Driving
A man was driving with his mother-in-law when she turned to him a...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI & Space Tourism” Edition
In 2025, we finally reached the point where computers can think f...read more »
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »
The Skeleton Key
Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Alarm Clock
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »
The Perfect Husband
My mother-in-law once told me, “My daughter could have done so mu...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, we were all trying to avoid spoilers for Avengers: ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition
In 2017, you couldn't enter a room without hearing the hum of a f...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator05/26/2008 15:14/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant02/01/1995 03:19They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Pentium_Power06/21/2000 21:12My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@SoundBlaster_AWE03/18/1997 06:16Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Pirate_Bay_9906/17/2004 18:19Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Dirty_Dancing_F11/23/2002 13:11Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Zoolander_Mug08/21/2011 18:55I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

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