2012 Classic: The Pitch Perfect “Cups”

I’ve been hitting a plastic cup on my desk for three hours. My boss is not impressed, but my rhythm is 10/10.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

I don't know where he came from, but he’s currently the king of ...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

@Married_With_Kids12/12/2008 00:31Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Sion_Partier06/02/1995 01:34The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan03/19/2001 11:07Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/14/2014 04:01You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/02/2008 16:33I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!