“Aca-scuse me? Who turned out the lights?”
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
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