Why Nicolas Cage? For a movie where he just wants his pig back, proving that “Quiet Cage” is actually more intimidating than “Crazy Cage.”
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition
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2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
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2025 Archive: The Karate Kid
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2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
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2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
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2025 Archive: The Smurfs Musical
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40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
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2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
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In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!