Why was Italy drinking prosecco? Because a driver from a tiny team (AlphaTauri) won an F1 race, which in a normal year happens about as often as a solar eclipse.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Letting this joke through the port.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
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