1995 Classic: The Phone Cord Tangle

My life’s greatest struggle is untwisting a 20-foot neon phone cord that has somehow knotted itself into a ball of frustration.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Myspace_Tom11/07/2006 17:01I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Encarta_Explorer07/05/1995 01:02I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/18/2003 22:15Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Keyboard_Warrior02/26/2009 11:52F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Orkut_Member_9911/27/2002 20:57A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@GL_HF_Runner08/08/2006 22:17Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Slow_Clap_Guy10/17/2013 12:01...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!