1995 Vintage: The Phone Call

Why did the lawyer call his mom from the courtroom? To tell her he finally found someone who had to listen to him.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey01/01/1997 00:49With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Scanner_Darkly04/16/1995 11:00I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/24/1995 10:43You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Goosebumps_Kid02/06/1999 14:06Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Search_Scout_9903/04/2013 08:53Scouting the web for gems like this.