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2004 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait

I’ve been here so long the ‘New Release’ drug is now considered ‘Vintage’ on eBay.

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9808/15/1997 07:15Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Vaporwave_Original12/17/1998 23:18Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Net_Neutral_9503/14/2009 18:11This is why we need the internet.
@Lock_Stock_Two10/04/2003 04:27It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Boxxy_Queen08/23/2012 16:40I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/29/2006 11:10My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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