2019 Legacy: The Pharmacist

“Is this medicine ‘Plant-Based’?” “It’s a chemical compound, ma’am. Plants don’t make ibuprofen.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

@Matrix_Rebel12/23/2007 01:08I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Full_House_Michelle07/10/1996 10:59You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Hercules_Xena11/28/2015 08:24By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Bluetooth_Bot03/11/2003 11:48Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Shagadelic_9707/26/2007 03:18This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/02/2009 12:16I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).