Why Daniel Day-Lewis? For his “final” role, proving that a high-end dressmaker is just a guy who wants a very specific type of breakfast.
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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