Why was the holiday dinner so controversial? Because half the family spent the meal defending Jar Jar Binks, while the other half claimed he was the reason the “Force” was officially broken.
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Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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