2019 Classic: The Pessimist

“The light is just a temporary glitch in the darkness of the universe.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

@Napster_Search01/16/2003 12:06Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Sailor_Moon_Cry08/28/1996 23:09In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Star_Wars_Kid02/05/1995 04:44I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Marquee_Text_Fan02/08/1998 14:57<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Prodigy_User_X02/25/2000 20:14Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Metacrawler_X03/25/2006 13:25Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker06/11/2000 18:46This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.