Why was the military worried about a math error? Because the Pentium floating-point bug meant that a computer might calculate a missile trajectory slightly incorrectly—which is fine for a spreadsheet, but less so for a cruise missile.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
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Bloody brilliant, mate!
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I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!