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2009 Archive: The Paul Blart Segway

 I tried one at the mall; I fell over in 4 seconds. Kevin James makes it look easy.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes01/15/2003 18:23Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Full_House_Michelle09/03/2007 06:38You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Myspace_First_Friend04/22/1999 15:41I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Coffee_Addict07/12/2001 14:28404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Optical_Mouse_9902/10/2005 04:20I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Overclocker_Pro12/21/2011 18:02My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Pretty_In_Pink06/01/1995 08:41Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Austin_Powers_Y07/28/1999 12:01Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@ODP_Editor_9911/25/2007 23:39Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@DMOZ_Volunteer11/07/2007 10:07Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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