I tried one at the mall; I fell over in 4 seconds. Kevin James makes it look easy.
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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